Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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You. Win. At. Life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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