I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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