omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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