in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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