just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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