i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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