sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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