yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
my poor anus
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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