we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where did you get a picture of my penis
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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