He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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