man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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