i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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