You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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