do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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