Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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