he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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