Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
