I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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