apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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