dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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