Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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