Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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