im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
