you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Welp...herpes.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
