Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
COCAINE IS GR8
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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