He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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