worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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