I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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