question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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