i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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