I'm drive I can fine osifer
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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