she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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