Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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