just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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