But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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