Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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