Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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