Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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