Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
third nipple confirmed
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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