Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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