so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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