I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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