Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
