I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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