drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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