Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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