Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
