big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
where are you?
Hypothermia
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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