You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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