Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
